Hansel & Gretel + swearing

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talesofpassingtime:

A classic novel isn’t good because it’s a classic, rather it is a classic because it was important to the development of the art. And that certainly doesn’t mean that any given person, on any given day, will enjoy reading it. It means that, as a writer, I should be aware of what the classic novel changed in the historical progression of novel story telling. Some classics are pretty terrible, even unreadable, but they are still important.

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molebucks:

i think a lot of problems could have been avoided if the baratheons took some time to teach joffrey how to succeed his father and rule as king, but westeros was stuck in medieval times, before they had heir conditioning

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wingsofbadass:

I should be studying. I’m not studying. But I’m also not doing anything else because I should be studying. So I’m just kinda scrolling down my dash with a gradually intensifying sense of doom.

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marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

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thespookymethfairy:

yo danny fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine it was designed to see a world unseen; when it didn’t quite work his folks they just quit, but then danny took a look inside of it, got in one little fight and his mom got scared, said “you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in bel air” i whistled for a cab and when it got near th

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thespookymethfairy:

yo danny fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine it was designed to see a world unseen; when it didn’t quite work his folks they just quit, but then danny took a look inside of it, got in one little fight and his mom got scared, said “you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in bel air” i whistled for a cab and when it got near th

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wwincest:

wwincest:

theres a guy cleaning my window and wow this is awkward do i smile at him or something or do i just pretend he isnt there ????

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what has this website done to us 

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wwincest:

wwincest:

theres a guy cleaning my window and wow this is awkward do i smile at him or something or do i just pretend he isnt there ????

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what has this website done to us 

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