Valerie Hegarty’s Deconstructed PaintingsPaint slipping off the canvas, woodpeckers poking holes through landscapes, and watermelon paintings rotting right off the stretchers are all images that can be found in the beautifully decaying paintings and sculptures of Valerie Hegarty. See more deconstructed, mutilated, and decomposing artworks after the jump
Coming out of the closet idea: if you want to marry your boyfriend find a lesbian couple that wants to get married and have a double wedding where each guy is set to marry a woman. Then at the wedding just before “I do” just go “wait a minute. Something is wrong here” then switch to your partner and marry them instead. Four people get to come out of the closet at once. Very efficient.
The most efficient
in the tumblr tagging system, unsourced artwork is considered especially heinous. on this blogging platform, the users who source these felonies are part of an elite task force called the source your fucking artwork unit. these are their stories.
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great.
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'
Release the penguins